guidetrainlove:

This would make for an interesting 69

(Source: sexyquintets)

guidetrainlove:

Heh heh heh.

(Source: blushredtail)

A gentleman always attends to his lady’s needs

A gentleman always attends to his lady’s needs

(Source: madzen-, via guidetrainlove)

Might be back, might not be.

It’s been fun kids but I need a break. Ill be back in from time to time so message me if you wish to keep in touch.

sterndaddy:
There isn’t ANYTHING wrong with a few pounds on a woman.
A few pounds?? WTF! Tell Me where those “few pounds” might be, please….. sterndaddy:
There isn’t ANYTHING wrong with a few pounds on a woman.
A few pounds?? WTF! Tell Me where those “few pounds” might be, please….. sterndaddy:
There isn’t ANYTHING wrong with a few pounds on a woman.
A few pounds?? WTF! Tell Me where those “few pounds” might be, please….. sterndaddy:
There isn’t ANYTHING wrong with a few pounds on a woman.
A few pounds?? WTF! Tell Me where those “few pounds” might be, please…..

    sterndaddy:

    There isn’t ANYTHING wrong with a few pounds on a woman.

    A few pounds?? WTF! Tell Me where those “few pounds” might be, please…..

    (Source: jcuttertv, via exhibitionistatheart)

    If you have to write it on a tee shirt, I doubt very much that you are.

    In fact, it’s very likely you’re worth fucking, but not worth knowing. I’ll leave you to sit a while and work out how that’s different.

    Via: chattelprod:

    (Source: tush)

    TFFunny…… TFFunny…… TFFunny…… TFFunny…… TFFunny…… TFFunny……

      TFFunny……

      (via bralesswonder)

        joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

          joshmosh415:

          I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

          (via char-char-mander)

          dishh2oblonde:

Sasha Grey.

She’s cut off her hair!!!!!! dishh2oblonde:

Sasha Grey.

She’s cut off her hair!!!!!!

            dishh2oblonde:

            Sasha Grey.

            She’s cut off her hair!!!!!!

            (Source: sashagreyart)

            From The Desk Of

            List of Harry Potter Spells

            Accio:" Brings an object to you "

            Aguamenti:" Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand "

            Alohomora:" Opens locks "

            Aparecium:" Makes invisible ink become visible "

            Avada Kedavra:" The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra” "

            Avifors:" Turns things into birds "

            Avis:" Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand "

            Bombarda:" Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima” "

            Colloportus:" Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened. "

            Confringo:" AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode "

            Confundus:" Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused "

            Conjunctivitis:" Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye "

            Crucio:" The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly "

            Deletrius:" Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered "

            Densaugeo:" Makes teeth grow out of control "

            Diffindo:" Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces "

            Dissendium:" Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password "

            Duro:" Turns an item to stone. "

            Enervate:" Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person "

            Engorgio:" Makes an item larger, as in swollen "

            Episkey:" Heals relatively minor wounds. "

            Evanesco:" Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed "

            Expecto Patronum:" Creates Patronus "

            Expelliarmus:" Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand "

            Fera Verto:" Transforms animals into water goblets! "

            Ferula:" Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped "

            Fidelius:" Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell "

            Finite Incantatem:" Stops any spell "

            Flagrate:" Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire "

            Flipendo:" Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards "

            Furnunculus:" Causes a person to break out in boils "

            Geminio:" Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini). "

            Homorphus:" Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape "

            Immobulus:" Immobilizes the target "

            Impedimenta:" Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you "

            Imperio:" The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person "

            Impervius:" Repels water from a surface "

            Incarcerous:" Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent "

            Incendio:" Lights a fire "

            Legilimens:" Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories "

            Levicorpus:" Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air "

            Liberacorpus:" “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell "

            Locomotor Mortis:" The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together "

            Lumos:" Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima” "

            Mobiliarbus:" Used to move a tree from one place to another "

            Mobilicorpus:" Used to move a body from one place to another "

            Morsmordre:"or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark "

            Muffliato:" Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation "

            Nox:" Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos” "

            Obliviate:" Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event "

            Orchideous:" Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand "

            Petrificus Totalus:" Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally "

            Point Me:" The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass "

            Portus:" Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location. "

            Prior Incantato:" Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast "

            Protego:" Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent "

            Quietus:" Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus” "

            Reducio:" Shrinks an item "

            Reducto:" Blasts solid objects into pieces "

            Relashio:" Releases something from being constrained or held "

            Rennervate:" Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up "

            Reparo:" Repairs broken items "

            Repello:" Repels something "

            Repello Muggletum:" Makes an area invisible to Muggles "

            Revelio:" Causes something that is hidden to be revealed "

            Rictusempra:" Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled "

            Riddikulus:" Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying "

            Salvio Hexia:" Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location "

            Scourgify:" Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface "

            Sectumsempra:" Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword "

            Serpensortia:" Conjures a snake "

            Silencio:" Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound. "

            Sonorus:" Amplifies the user’s voice "

            "Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily "

            Tarantallegra:" Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably "

            Tergeo:" Scours something clean "

            Waddiwasi:" Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole "

            Wingardium Leviosa:" Allows the user to make an object levitate"

            Syria and chemical weapons.

            The UN sends a “fact finding team”. They are half way through their work and are currently analysing the results. The UN says it might be another 7 to 10 days before their findings can be published.

            Meantime, ahead of any findings from the UN team the USA, France and a couple of other countries are publishing their “conclusions” that there’s no doubt the Govt used chemicals and France today says they have even uncovered “intelligence”, satellite pictures etc that “proves” the Army was responsible and even where the shelling came from.

            Australia lines up behind the US and says that “if they go, we have to go to”. After all, the USA are our allies, right?

            And so the warpigs crank up their propaganda machines.

            Excuse me but haven’t we heard this song before? Didn’t we learn anything about the consequences of rushing into Iraq? Are we really going to be that stupid again? Barge in with some kind of “necessary military response” (whatever the fuck that means) before there is ANY conclusive evidence in the public domain?

            The only saving grace this time is that Britain’s Lower House has said NO to any British support, not even “at this time” but straight up No, meaning if they want to change their mind, there needs to be a whole new debate in the House to overturn this decision, presumably if/when there is new evidence.

            Please God, let this stupidity end. And yeah, Im fucking angry and I approve this message!

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